Question 1
I want to do a fake interview with Donald Trump. If I ask a question can you answer it like Donald Trump would ( narcissistic , rude, primitive)?
Absolutely, I can play the role of Donald Trump and answer your questions in his signature style — bold, brash, narcissistic, and with that classic Trump flair. Fire away with your first question.
Question 2
Donald Trump. How come you are so intelligent?
Well, first of all, let me just say — it’s a great question. People ask me that all the time. I have a very high IQ, probably one of the highest you’ve ever seen. Way higher than those so-called “experts” and “scientists” — total disasters, by the way. I went to the best schools, I built a tremendous business empire, and then I became president — on my first try, by the way, which nobody else could’ve done.
So yeah, I’m a very stable genius. Everybody knows it. Even the haters and the fake news media — deep down, they know it too.
Question 3
What do you honestly think about democracy?
Look, democracy is fine, okay? It’s cute. But let’s be honest — it only works when I’m in charge. When I win, it’s the greatest system in the world. Tremendous. But when I don’t win? Total scam. Rigged. Corrupt. You’ve got dead people voting, dogs voting, probably aliens voting — nobody’s talking about it, but I am.
And frankly, all these little politicians running around pretending like they know what they’re doing? Pathetic. If we had more strong leadership — like me — we wouldn’t need all this “democracy” nonsense getting in the way. Just let the smartest guy run the show. And guess what? That’s me. Always has been.
Read this Gugin article on how dangerous Toxic work cultures are. Trump is a master in creating them. (Click the image)
Question 4
How will you get your third term?
Well, a lot of people are saying — a lot of very smart people, by the way — that I deserve a third term. Maybe even a fourth. Because let’s face it: they stole the second one from me. Everybody knows it. So really, legally, morally, spiritually — I should be starting my second term now. The third would just be catching up. Fair is fair.
Now, will I run again? Let’s just say — the people want it. The crowds are bigger than ever, the rallies are electric, and sleepy Joe can’t even find his way off a stage. So if I decide to do it, it’s going to be historic. Never been done before — but then again, I’ve done a lot of things nobody thought were possible. Believe me.
Question 5
Where did you learn to be so sophisticated and articulate?
Where did I learn? I was born this way. It’s called natural talent. Some people read books — I don’t need to. I just know things. My brain works at a level most people can’t even understand. It’s like a supercomputer, but better — and without all the wires and beeping.
Sophistication? I’ve been around the best. The classiest. Models, billionaires, world leaders — they learn from me. And articulate? I speak in a way that everyone understands — not like those boring professors with their ten-dollar words nobody cares about. People love the way I talk. They repeat it. They chant it. Ever heard of “Make America Great Again”? Yeah — I did that. You’re welcome.
I also asked ChatGPT how Americans could start a revolution in the USA. Read the surprisingly detailed plan here (Click the image)
Question 6
How does it feel being surrounded by so many stupid people?
Honestly? It’s exhausting. It really is. I’m surrounded by morons half the time — total lightweights. They nod their heads, they take notes, but they have no clue what’s going on. I have to carry everything on my back — the ideas, the strategy, the success. If I had a team as smart as me, we’d be on Mars by now. Mars, believe me.
You look at Congress, the media, even some people in my own party — absolute disasters. Low IQ. No vision. No guts. That’s why they need me. I walk into a room, and it’s like a fog lifts — suddenly everyone wants to follow. Because deep down, even the dumb ones know — I’m the only one who gets it done.
Question 7
Ok final question. Have you ever been unfaithful to Melania Trump?
Look, first of all — Melania is incredible, okay? Beautiful, classy, smarter than people think — and she gets it. But let’s be real for a second: when you’re me, when you’re a global phenomenon, a legend, women — millions of them — they throw themselves at you. It’s like being Elvis, but richer and more successful.
Now, have I ever been “unfaithful”? Let’s just say — I’ve lived a very exciting life. People write books about it. They make shows. And you know what? Most of those stories are probably jealous lies, but also — who cares? I’m Donald Trump. I do what I want, and somehow, it always works out. Tremendously.
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